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Thursday, February 24, 2011

Porno Theatre Shows!!!

It’s not everyday that you travel into a wormhole where all your favorite shows onstage have turned into dirty sex porno movies, but today IS that day! Needless to say, this is not safe for work, home, or your wife! Go out there and see some porn theatre!

NOW PLAYING

The Book of Jiz-
Chemically Imbalanced Theater takes you to the heart of an old fashioned tale in The Book of Jiz. Join 5 Quaker women as they discover their true calling: Jizm lovers.

The Accidental Fuck of an Onanist-
Watch Signal Theatre make a man beat his hot meat onstage, and then get power balled by Anthony Tournis!

Americans in Darryl!-
The brand new 4 Days Late Theatre Company isn’t afraid to jump right in with a tale of a seductive derelict that lures innocent women into the forest to do it in his butthole.

Piss-
Theatre Wit tackles the hard as nails questions, like...what do you do when everyone you know wants a hot Golden Shower but you???

The Masturbating Margarita-
Strawdog Theatre has updated this virtually unstageable Russian classic to a single woman furiously masturbating herself for 4 hours.

Jerkules-
Over at the Lyric Opera, watch all the dudes you know kneading their pizza dough until you are virtually bukakked with man milk!

Guys and Guys-
The Mariott Theatre Lincolnshire has taken a page from other great classics and made Sky Masterson a dong hungry animal on the prowl!

The 13th of Penis-
When you want to watch a 12 girl on 1 dude masterpiece of reverse gang bang action, PLEASE leave it to LiveWire Theatre to blow your mind out the back of your pants!

Tommy’s Gun Garage-
Watch Tommy unload all over dees guys in a hilarious Mafia semen festival! Mafia Wars were never this sticky!

Star Clitness-
The House Theater proves once again that stars and clits go together like sharks and motorcycles in this beautiful and touching story of an orgasm that could save the world!

Sex With Strangers-
Steppenwolf Theatre does this regular play.

A Doll’s Blouse-
Infamous Commonwealth keeps their traditions alive with another play about having intercourse with stuffed animals. Not to be missed!

The Cherry Busting Whorechard-
Watch as Russians do it until their houses are sold at the Raven Theatre’s incredible and unprecedented update of this international sex classic!

That’s Weird, Grandma-
Watch Barrel of Monkeys and their Grandma take on 2 black guys at the same time! Did I mention she is pregnant!!?

The Whiz-
Theatre at the Center does a piss-soaked reworking of the classic Wizard of Oz! Watch black people urinate on each other!

In and Out in Darfur-
Join Timeline’s diamond salesmen on the prowl for some black market thing as we travel through the heart of Africa in this war torn and moving fuckfest!

The Poonstone-
Lifeline takes a break from doing really long shows, and gives you the treat of watching ladies put dildos inside themselves all over the stage!

My Filthy Cunt-
Right Brain Project isn’t playing around when it comes to getting in “big” audiences in this interactive vagfest for the senses!

If you’d like to submit a porno play, simply email it to reviewsyoucaniews@gmail.com!!

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