Cricket (Sport)

Cricket is a sport first discovered in the 16th century by the round eyes when they went to take England from the colored folks.
It is played with a bat and a ball on a pitch, that has been "mowed".
There is a large group of people who like this game, although I'm not really sure what is happening, but I think they all want to spank eachother. I hope they want to spank eachother...
The best player in this game is from Pakistan, another made up country.
All in all, I say cricket is a fun game if you are old or stupid. Don't you dare ever play this sport.
I give this sport a C-.
-Anderson Lawfer, Eric Roach