Bros,
I hate to sound like I am in a rush, but I am busy viewpointing in the Loop!
Do you want a couple free tickets to Chicago's hot new theatre company's show tonight?
Read this letter and then go and see this play tonight!
Dear America,
So you'd like us to throw an industry night? Where Chicago theater people of all stripes can come see Foreverendia & have the cockles of their hearts warmed in a wintery wonderland? You probably want it to be totally free too, huh? Seems legit. We'd like to announce right here below Eric & Andy heady mix of complementary & hostile blogging that we'll be holding an industry night on Wednesday, December 5th at 8:00 pm. You can learn more about the show here: http://www.blackshipco.org/foreverendia and feel free to get friendly with us here: http://www.facebook.com/BlackShipCo Tickets are free & available on a first come first serve basis. Just shoot an email to industry@blackshipco.org letting us know how many seats you'd like to reserve. Hope to see you there!
Sincerely,
Hunter Koerner
Artistic Director and Prince of The Black Ship Company
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Wednesday, December 5, 2012
Friday, October 9, 2009
Fat People Who Call Themselves "Mama" (American Citizens)
Let me preface this by saying that I love my mother. She means the world to me. So do my fat gay friends and black ladies.
Now that being said, Andy has an immediate dislike for referring to himself in the third person, but even then, he doesn't nickname himself "Mama".
Can you imagine the backlash from girlfriends and family members?
Mama needs to take a piss.
Mama loves cookies.
Mama has ashy elbows.
I don't feel like I really need to argue this much, but on a recent bus ride, I sat with 2 large men we can assume were homosexual and another African American woman on the phone and all of them were referring to themselves as Mama, and it's safe to assume that none of them were speaking to their children.
"Mama's out of cigarettes."
"Oh, girl, Mama just quit smoking, don't talk about that."
"I know, girl, but Mama had some dranks and needs a butt."
Ew.
Anyway, stop it please.
D-
-Anderson Lawfer, Eric Roach
Now that being said, Andy has an immediate dislike for referring to himself in the third person, but even then, he doesn't nickname himself "Mama".
Can you imagine the backlash from girlfriends and family members?
Mama needs to take a piss.
Mama loves cookies.
Mama has ashy elbows.
I don't feel like I really need to argue this much, but on a recent bus ride, I sat with 2 large men we can assume were homosexual and another African American woman on the phone and all of them were referring to themselves as Mama, and it's safe to assume that none of them were speaking to their children.
"Mama's out of cigarettes."
"Oh, girl, Mama just quit smoking, don't talk about that."
"I know, girl, but Mama had some dranks and needs a butt."
Ew.
Anyway, stop it please.
D-
-Anderson Lawfer, Eric Roach
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