While we were talking this morning, the subject came around to the recent Rush Limbaugh comments painting a 30 year old college girl as a “Slut” and the news that Snooki has gone up and got herself engaged. We discussed what it means to be a slut, what it means to be a man, and what we can do about it.
Here is our unedited conversation.
We've seen way too much of Snooki...where are the salacious details and dirty pictures of our friends? I'm getting sick of pics of Kate Upton and Megan Fox, why won't all the girls I know on Facebook get naked?
I mean, these are girls who will go on something called a "Slutwalk", but wear jeans and a sensible top. When I open a photo album labeled SLUTWALK 2011...you know what I don't want? Pics of girls smiling in medium shot.
Are we heading towards a world where women are taking back the word slut like African-Americans did with the N word?
We've seen way too much of Snooki...where are the salacious details and dirty pictures of our friends? I'm getting sick of pics of Kate Upton and Megan Fox, why won't all the girls I know on Facebook get naked?
I mean, these are girls who will go on something called a "Slutwalk", but wear jeans and a sensible top. When I open a photo album labeled SLUTWALK 2011...you know what I don't want? Pics of girls smiling in medium shot.
Are we heading towards a world where women are taking back the word slut like African-Americans did with the N word?
That’s great!
But, if you want to be treated like a man, and not called a slut, then you need to grab a couple sluts and bend them over a dumpster because that is what MEN do.
Women work day jobs and eat salads for lunch like men do but they refuse to ask for bathroom blowjobs like men do. So what can we do to help them? They are hurting themselves here.
More girls SHOULD be sluts...you wanna act like men? Sleep around, send shirtless pics of yourself to all your friends, and give handies to total strangers.
Only then can slut shaming end, and slut AMAZINGNESS can begin.
I'm giving Andy a handie RIGHT NOW. Not because I want to, but because society said so
I just sent topless pics to some dude i met at the Jewel-Osco. DOES THAT MAKE ME A SLUT? Then oh well!
I guess I’m a slut.
You wanna shame us for that? Go right ahead...I'll still buttfuck your father, like a MAN would.
With these 24 hour media channels and so much diversity in this country, we've all gone way too far with worrying about what words actually mean. Slut means you like facials and getting paid a steady wage.
But, if you want to be treated like a man, and not called a slut, then you need to grab a couple sluts and bend them over a dumpster because that is what MEN do.
Women work day jobs and eat salads for lunch like men do but they refuse to ask for bathroom blowjobs like men do. So what can we do to help them? They are hurting themselves here.
More girls SHOULD be sluts...you wanna act like men? Sleep around, send shirtless pics of yourself to all your friends, and give handies to total strangers.
Only then can slut shaming end, and slut AMAZINGNESS can begin.
I'm giving Andy a handie RIGHT NOW. Not because I want to, but because society said so
I just sent topless pics to some dude i met at the Jewel-Osco. DOES THAT MAKE ME A SLUT? Then oh well!
I guess I’m a slut.
You wanna shame us for that? Go right ahead...I'll still buttfuck your father, like a MAN would.
With these 24 hour media channels and so much diversity in this country, we've all gone way too far with worrying about what words actually mean. Slut means you like facials and getting paid a steady wage.
Just like a MAN.
“Slut” means something dirty. Being a Man means getting fingerblasted at a party by a work friend and getting really long painted nails.
Do we need a protest for this? Cuz I will get on the bus to Camp David for it. I will fuck my way to the Berlin Wall if that’s what it takes. For people to know what it means to be a dirty, filthy slut.
We're all mad at Snooki because she's a slut on TV...I applaud her for being a real man in a slut's world. And if she wants to clap that booty, then fucking clap it, you MAN!
So all you women out there that want to be paid like a man and treated like a man, then ACT LIKE A MAN and get out there and blow all your boyfriend’s college buddies!
“Slut” means something dirty. Being a Man means getting fingerblasted at a party by a work friend and getting really long painted nails.
Do we need a protest for this? Cuz I will get on the bus to Camp David for it. I will fuck my way to the Berlin Wall if that’s what it takes. For people to know what it means to be a dirty, filthy slut.
We're all mad at Snooki because she's a slut on TV...I applaud her for being a real man in a slut's world. And if she wants to clap that booty, then fucking clap it, you MAN!
So all you women out there that want to be paid like a man and treated like a man, then ACT LIKE A MAN and get out there and blow all your boyfriend’s college buddies!
-Eric Roach, Anderson Lawfer
So YOU'RE the guys who loosened up my father...
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