Personification: A figure of speech in which an inanimate object or abstraction is given human qualities or abilities.
This little bastard is a favorite tool of mine, when I need to show everybody how smart I am.
For example, sometimes I turn on Carol the computer and get on Steve Internet to see what Frank Facebook has to say to me about Anita Deely or Eric Roach. They usually don't have too much to say in the Harold Morning, because they've just got in to Rodney Work.
But by the time Jeremy Lunch comes around, they are all talk!
Oh we will sit and chat and chat about all kinds of things.
Brad Baseball
Susan Dinner Last Night
Carl Which One of Our Friends are Sleeping Together
and even
Jennifer What Are We Doing With Our Lives
Well, that's usually a fun time until it's time to go Fred Home for the Nathan Night.
I like to watch Terry Television play me the hits while I kiss my Jew Girlfriend and complain about my Darnell Mom.
Anyway, this is just a basic Barry Example of personification in it's purest version, something I sure we can all use Tanya More of.
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Showing posts with label dianetics. Show all posts
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Thursday, September 10, 2009
Monday, August 3, 2009
Star Wars (Movie)
To truly understand the phenomenon that is Star Wars, you must first understand where it came from.
Dianetics, a book by L. Ron Hubbard, first came into knowledge in the mid-50's and talked about a hero that would save us all from a giant black man.
Thus, erego, Star Wars was born. The movie, based on Dianetics the book, follows a young man, Luke after his family has been run from their home on Desert Planet 7 and Luke discovers whom he is through various trips to different countries and saloons that all play the same song.
They also made toys of this thing that plays that song.
To win the battle he must team up with a big dog thing and a wookie named Leah.
I used to know a girl named Leah, but she didn't put out like this lady did.
I bet she had a big 70's pubic style.
Anyway, light savers, space boats, and laser things. All of these things apparently make for a cool movie but when I saw it, there were too many commercial breaks.
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Dianetics, a book by L. Ron Hubbard, first came into knowledge in the mid-50's and talked about a hero that would save us all from a giant black man.
Thus, erego, Star Wars was born. The movie, based on Dianetics the book, follows a young man, Luke after his family has been run from their home on Desert Planet 7 and Luke discovers whom he is through various trips to different countries and saloons that all play the same song.
They also made toys of this thing that plays that song.
To win the battle he must team up with a big dog thing and a wookie named Leah.
I used to know a girl named Leah, but she didn't put out like this lady did.
I bet she had a big 70's pubic style.
Anyway, light savers, space boats, and laser things. All of these things apparently make for a cool movie but when I saw it, there were too many commercial breaks.
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