Personification: A figure of speech in which an inanimate object or abstraction is given human qualities or abilities.
This little bastard is a favorite tool of mine, when I need to show everybody how smart I am.
For example, sometimes I turn on Carol the computer and get on Steve Internet to see what Frank Facebook has to say to me about Anita Deely or Eric Roach. They usually don't have too much to say in the Harold Morning, because they've just got in to Rodney Work.
But by the time Jeremy Lunch comes around, they are all talk!
Oh we will sit and chat and chat about all kinds of things.
Susan Dinner Last Night
Carl Which One of Our Friends are Sleeping Together
Jennifer What Are We Doing With Our Lives
Well, that's usually a fun time until it's time to go Fred Home for the Nathan Night.
I like to watch Terry Television play me the hits while I kiss my Jew Girlfriend and complain about my Darnell Mom.
Anyway, this is just a basic Barry Example of personification in it's purest version, something I sure we can all use Tanya More of.
Phil Personification Article-
-Anderson Lawfer, Eric Roach