Fuck these nuts, yo.
So, Planter's is upping the stakes and offering some new kinds of nuts. Specifically, Planter's Flavor Grove Sea Salt & Olive Oil Skinless Almonds. And all I have to say is these nuts have no home in my mouth.
If you are calling your nuts "Sea Salt" those motherfuckers better be salty. I will need GALLONS of water or Miller to wash these down. Right now, they verge on the amount of salt that my grandfather used in his 80s. Hint: NOT MUCH SALT.
So fuck you Planters. This is your last chance and you blew it. How do you feel now, nut mongers?
-Eric Roach, Anderson Lawfer