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Wednesday, October 20, 2010

It Gets Worse (Gay Suicide Day)


This is for all of our young gay readers out there...

It gets worse.
I know you get picked on, I know it's hard to live in a house where you can't be open. You feel like you belong nowhere and that your only friend is a book, or the internet or whatever.

Let me tell you what you DO have going for you...
You are young and attractive.
You already know who you want to fuck.It takes most people most of their twenties to figure this out and they feel embarrassed about their choices for the rest of their lives.

The people who bully you are hillbilly fuckwads that will only survive on minimum wage jobs and scratch off tickets when they get older, and about 20% of them will turn out gay, too. Also, they will spend the rest of their lives in a constant state of worry because they know the negative things they have put into the world will come back and kill their parents.

Here is what you have to look forward to:
Becoming fat.
Feeling like you haven't done any of the things you set out to do after high school.
Getting your heart broken over and over again.
Having your friends and family die.
Feeling like your entire future is based on your full time job in a cubicle and that you will never ever be happy again.

So please do not be ashamed of yourself. Be proud. Also, you are a hot young thing, so try to sneak into some clubs and have a great time being young and hot!!


Love
Andy and Eric

2 comments:

  1. Have you guys ever thought of a career in life-coaching?
    Or just being on Hardball with Chris Matthews?

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