What was I saying? Oh yeah SO don’t fuck up Thor…GGGAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!! Fuck this Chris Hemsworth guy! Not only is he going to fuck up Thor, he is also going to fuck up one of the most amazing and inspirational films of all time…RED DAWN (if you say shit about Red Dawn Cubans and Russians will violate your butt). Hemsworth is going to try (and fail) to fill the shoes of the late, great Patrick Swayze (if you don’t like Swayze, then you are dead to me). Thank you for giving us shit again, Hollywood! Swayze already did Uncommon Valor, The Outsiders, had a smokin’ hot wife, AND lived in Texas before he did Red Dawn. You think you can replace him because you did the first 5 minutes of the Star Trek remake? Go fuck yourself. Why couldn’t you die instead of Patrick Swayze? If you try to remake Road House, Point break, or Next of Kin I will end you. I’m going to go take my meds….it’s okay to read Thor again…fuck Chris Hemsworth…fuck Hollywood…Thor is alright!
Tuesday, October 26, 2010
It’s Okay To Read Thor Again (comic meditation by Anthony Tournis)
What was I saying? Oh yeah SO don’t fuck up Thor…GGGAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!! Fuck this Chris Hemsworth guy! Not only is he going to fuck up Thor, he is also going to fuck up one of the most amazing and inspirational films of all time…RED DAWN (if you say shit about Red Dawn Cubans and Russians will violate your butt). Hemsworth is going to try (and fail) to fill the shoes of the late, great Patrick Swayze (if you don’t like Swayze, then you are dead to me). Thank you for giving us shit again, Hollywood! Swayze already did Uncommon Valor, The Outsiders, had a smokin’ hot wife, AND lived in Texas before he did Red Dawn. You think you can replace him because you did the first 5 minutes of the Star Trek remake? Go fuck yourself. Why couldn’t you die instead of Patrick Swayze? If you try to remake Road House, Point break, or Next of Kin I will end you. I’m going to go take my meds….it’s okay to read Thor again…fuck Chris Hemsworth…fuck Hollywood…Thor is alright!
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I like the last line in this and am glad that you have crossed the bridge into Valhalla. 1. God arent boring. You just hate the because they can WRECK any of the characters in the titles you read. Thor kicks ass. 2. Magic isnt stupid; it's what brought you into this world, Tony. 3. Okay, the costume has been (for lack of a better word) gaudy at times: http://www.immortalthor.net/thor-382.jpg
ReplyDeleteBut the classic 80's thor looks like a bad ass: http://www.comicbookmovie.com/images/users/uploads/9186/thor%20full%20size.jpg.
And then of course there's the modern Thor which looks like Dan Granata with a wig on: http://www.herorealm.com/images/Previews/DEC_2007/thor6.jpg
But, way to go, Tone, for reading Thor 20+ years after the best issues were released.
That being said I agree on Archie, the movie, Hemsworth, and Swayze. Also, Red Dawn is the shit.
I leave you with a picture of your favorite Superhero: http://technabob.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/half-naked-batman-rollerblading.jpg
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1. Gods are boring because they are unbeatable. Lame.
ReplyDelete2. Magic is dumb. See my post TOP 5 SHITTY COMIC DEVICES, it is award winning.
3. Thor has always been a B-list superhero. Just because Vincent D'Onofrio played him in "Adventures in Babysitting" doesn't give him any street cred.
In Puente Antigo, New Mexico, the physician Jane Foster (Natalie Portman) is researching a phenomenon in the desert with her professor Erik Selvig (Stellan Skarsgård) and her mate Darcy Lewis (Kat Dennings). Out of the blue, Thor is hit by Jane’s truck and she takes him to the hospital. Thor unsuccessfully tries to retrieve Mjölnir that is protected by agents of the government SHIELD. When the Machiavellian Loki sends the Destroyer to Earth to kill Thor, he needs to retrieve his hammer to save not only the humans, but also his Allfather Odin and Asgard from the evil Loki.,> Reviews Thor 2011
ReplyDeletehe takes matters into his own hands, traveling to the Frost Giant's realm with his brother Loki (Tom Hiddleston), and compatriots Sif (Jaimie Alexander), Volstagg (Ray Stevenson), Hogun (Tadanobu Asano) and Fandral (Josh Dallas) in tow. When the encounter with the Frost Giants ends with tensions re-ignited between the two factions, Odin decides that his son is not prepared to lead his people, and exiles Thor, sans his powers, to Earth.
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