Hi loyal readers and attractive lovers! Eric & Andy here with a huge and exciting contest for you!
You may have heard about Eric & Andy's Night At The Theatre happening tomorrow night at the Chicago Shakespeare Theatre. Well how would you like to win a night of PASSION? A night of THRILLS? A night of AWKWARD SILENCES?
We have 2 free tickets to this amazing event tomorrow to give away! All you have to do is write a 150 word essay on how beautiful and heroic Eric & Andy are (together, or separately...please mention both Eric and Andy in your essay, and at least MENTION our seductive eyes once, please) and submit it to our email:
We will post the 2 winning essays before 5pm (cst) this afternoon! What an incredible opportunity for two lucky people! An open bar starting at 5:30, Romeo & Juliet at 7:30, and a wonderful and informative talk back right after the performance hosted by Eric & Andy! And then...who knows? You could end up breaking out of a Tijuana jail by sunrise! We can't promise anything.
Good luck, faithful comrades!
*If you have tix to this event already, don't enter again to try and get more tix to scalp them...pretty tacky. Also, if you win, don't dress like a slob...this is a pretty fancy place and we really want you to look your best. No direct eye-contact. We do not provide cab fare. Don't leave at intermission and go to Billy Goat, that is the rudest thing anyone could do. Show some skin. Be aggressive...B. E. aggressive.