Heatherland - Heather Moran
Heather Moran is a singer of jazz, and she can't stop the music! Her album, Heatherland, is an exploration of the nuances of music from the time before television or black people. Heather is obviously talented...make no mistake, her rendition of "Brother, Can You Spare a Dime" will make your belly feel like your genitals got smacked with a wet dishrag. The best parts of Heatherland are exciting and invigorating, and the worst parts just aren't there at all. Makes you wonder if this woman could ever suck. My opinion: she won't. This is a torch singer with the pipes of Clooney, the attitude of Rowdy Roddy Piper, and the tits of a Gina Lollabrigida. Download it illegally now!
-Eric Roach, Anderson Lawfer