Hey faithful bloggoids!
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Here's the deal...every new follower that signs up will get to go out with Andy and Eric on a whirlwind tour of The Second City. Dinner at The Signature Room, followed by club hopping all night long! And maybe, if you're sexy enough, we'll even have sex with you!**
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**You will pay for the entire evening. Dinner does not have to be The Signature Room, it can be IHOP. Note please that Eric & Andy may not speak to you the entire night. If you speak to them, they will most likely ignore you. If sex occurs, remember 1) no kissing on the mouth, and 2) no condoms. Eric & Andy remind you that they are not responsible for any pregnancies or STDs that may occur. Odds are 10 to 1.